Stick it on ebay under "torture devices". If you enjoy masochism, a turbo trainer is ideal. Also good for sadists who can inflict pain and suffering on others by using it in on an upstairs wooden floor. Perfect for those who live in a flat.
bugger though for a moment I'd got rid of it, Its great for setting up your gears on, go on save it from the skip. (on second thoughts I'll dump it down the rocko clubhouse for warmups prior to the great winter I-magic Championships.)